Squatch Tee Shirt
**SQUATCH MODE: ENGAGED**
**Be a Squatch or Go Home**
This isn’t your average gym shirt. This is the official uniform of legends, loners, and the loudest lifters in the woods. It’s for the beast who doesn’t need permission to grunt, growl, or go full primal on leg day.
Whether you’re dragging sleds through the mud, flipping tires at sunrise, or just trying to outlift that guy filming himself on the pec deck—this shirt says it all:
**Be a Squatch. Or go home.**
🦍 **Why It Rocks (besides your traps):**
* Made for beasts who lift and lunge, not dainty little influencers
* Mid-weight premium knit jersey: not too light, not too thick—just like your deadlift bar
* EU Fabric: 96% polyester, 4% spandex (beast-tested in the Alps)
* US Fabric: 93% polyester, 7% spandex (Florida-Man approved)
* Smooth 2-way stretch that moves with you—whether you’re squatting, sprinting, or smashing PRs
This shirt stretches, recovers, and survives brutal workouts, backwoods barbell clubs, and the occasional run-in with nonbelievers. Perfect for lifters who think cardio is carrying logs uphill.
**Put it on. Go Squatch Mode.**
Only the strong—and slightly wild—survive.
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**SQUATCH MODE: ENGAGED**
**Be a Squatch or Go Home**
This isn’t your average gym shirt. This is the official uniform of legends, loners, and the loudest lifters in the woods. It’s for the beast who doesn’t need permission to grunt, growl, or go full primal on leg day.
Whether you’re dragging sleds through the mud, flipping tires at sunrise, or just trying to outlift that guy filming himself on the pec deck—this shirt says it all:
**Be a Squatch. Or go home.**
🦍 **Why It Rocks (besides your traps):**
* Made for beasts who lift and lunge, not dainty little influencers
* Mid-weight premium knit jersey: not too light, not too thick—just like your deadlift bar
* EU Fabric: 96% polyester, 4% spandex (beast-tested in the Alps)
* US Fabric: 93% polyester, 7% spandex (Florida-Man approved)
* Smooth 2-way stretch that moves with you—whether you’re squatting, sprinting, or smashing PRs
This shirt stretches, recovers, and survives brutal workouts, backwoods barbell clubs, and the occasional run-in with nonbelievers. Perfect for lifters who think cardio is carrying logs uphill.
**Put it on. Go Squatch Mode.**
Only the strong—and slightly wild—survive.
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Want this formatted as a product card image or printable label too?
**SQUATCH MODE: ENGAGED**
**Be a Squatch or Go Home**
This isn’t your average gym shirt. This is the official uniform of legends, loners, and the loudest lifters in the woods. It’s for the beast who doesn’t need permission to grunt, growl, or go full primal on leg day.
Whether you’re dragging sleds through the mud, flipping tires at sunrise, or just trying to outlift that guy filming himself on the pec deck—this shirt says it all:
**Be a Squatch. Or go home.**
🦍 **Why It Rocks (besides your traps):**
* Made for beasts who lift and lunge, not dainty little influencers
* Mid-weight premium knit jersey: not too light, not too thick—just like your deadlift bar
* EU Fabric: 96% polyester, 4% spandex (beast-tested in the Alps)
* US Fabric: 93% polyester, 7% spandex (Florida-Man approved)
* Smooth 2-way stretch that moves with you—whether you’re squatting, sprinting, or smashing PRs
This shirt stretches, recovers, and survives brutal workouts, backwoods barbell clubs, and the occasional run-in with nonbelievers. Perfect for lifters who think cardio is carrying logs uphill.
**Put it on. Go Squatch Mode.**
Only the strong—and slightly wild—survive.
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