Sorry I’m Late—Hit a Protester” Tee

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From the X-Cellerate Savage Series | Gym Wear That’s Sure to Make Some Heads Explode 💥**
Are you tired of the same boring gym shirts that scream “blend in”? Say less. The “Sorry I’m Late—Hit a Protester” tee is part of X-Cellerate’s unapologetically savage workout gear line, designed for those who lift heavy, live loud, and laugh harder. Whether you're crushing PRs or just crushing social norms, this shirt is guaranteed to turn heads—and maybe make a few explode. (Mission accomplished.)
**Product Highlights:**
* 100% combed ring-spun cotton for that buttery-soft, premium feel
* Lightweight and breathable (because gains don’t come with pit stains)
* Pre-shrunk and form-fitting to show off the work you’ve been putting in
* Heather grey variant includes a poly-blend for extra flex
* Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² – ideal for lifting, lounging, or dodging awkward stares
**Perfect for:**
* Gym rats with a dark sense of humor
* Savage pre-workout warriors
* Free speech lifters who believe in deadlifts and deadly punchlines
* Anyone who loves to train and doesn’t give a damn about cancel culture
This shirt isn’t for everyone—and that’s the point. You didn’t come to X-Cellerate to fit in. You came to stand out, piss off a few snowflakes, and maybe PR your squat while you’re at it.
**Grab yours before someone tries to ban it.**
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Let me know if you want a tamer or edgier version for different audiences, or a version tailored for Facebook/Instagram posts or product tags.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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From the X-Cellerate Savage Series | Gym Wear That’s Sure to Make Some Heads Explode 💥**
Are you tired of the same boring gym shirts that scream “blend in”? Say less. The “Sorry I’m Late—Hit a Protester” tee is part of X-Cellerate’s unapologetically savage workout gear line, designed for those who lift heavy, live loud, and laugh harder. Whether you're crushing PRs or just crushing social norms, this shirt is guaranteed to turn heads—and maybe make a few explode. (Mission accomplished.)
**Product Highlights:**
* 100% combed ring-spun cotton for that buttery-soft, premium feel
* Lightweight and breathable (because gains don’t come with pit stains)
* Pre-shrunk and form-fitting to show off the work you’ve been putting in
* Heather grey variant includes a poly-blend for extra flex
* Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² – ideal for lifting, lounging, or dodging awkward stares
**Perfect for:**
* Gym rats with a dark sense of humor
* Savage pre-workout warriors
* Free speech lifters who believe in deadlifts and deadly punchlines
* Anyone who loves to train and doesn’t give a damn about cancel culture
This shirt isn’t for everyone—and that’s the point. You didn’t come to X-Cellerate to fit in. You came to stand out, piss off a few snowflakes, and maybe PR your squat while you’re at it.
**Grab yours before someone tries to ban it.**
---

Let me know if you want a tamer or edgier version for different audiences, or a version tailored for Facebook/Instagram posts or product tags.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!