**For the Man Who Takes His Peace of Mind Seriously**
Whether you're deep in the woods, behind a desk, or just getting started. “Morning Essentials” mug is your silent battle cry. Featuring a majestic Sasquatch on his morning march—coffee in one hand, TP in the other—this mug honors those sacred first moments of the day. Because let’s be real: the best way to start your grind is with caffeine in your cup and zero interruptions.
**X-Cellerate tested. Alpha approved.**
☕ **Mug Specs (Because Details Matter):**
* 100% white glossy ceramic—bold enough to match your bold personality
* **Height:** 4″ (10.16 cm) | **Diameter:** 3.6″ (9.14 cm)
* **Capacity:** 12oz of caffeinated domination
* BPA and lead-free (because toxins belong in your enemies, not your cup)
* Dishwasher and microwave safe for savage convenience
* Classic cone shape to fit most cup holders and hands the size of Sasquatch paws
Get yours before it disappears like the legend himself.**
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
🏕️ **Morning Essentials Mug**
**For the Man Who Takes His Peace of Mind Seriously**
Whether you're deep in the woods, behind a desk, or just getting started. “Morning Essentials” mug is your silent battle cry. Featuring a majestic Sasquatch on his morning march—coffee in one hand, TP in the other—this mug honors those sacred first moments of the day. Because let’s be real: the best way to start your grind is with caffeine in your cup and zero interruptions.
**X-Cellerate tested. Alpha approved.**
☕ **Mug Specs (Because Details Matter):**
* 100% white glossy ceramic—bold enough to match your bold personality
* **Height:** 4″ (10.16 cm) | **Diameter:** 3.6″ (9.14 cm)
* **Capacity:** 12oz of caffeinated domination
* BPA and lead-free (because toxins belong in your enemies, not your cup)
* Dishwasher and microwave safe for savage convenience
* Classic cone shape to fit most cup holders and hands the size of Sasquatch paws
Get yours before it disappears like the legend himself.**
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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